What goes up....

Makes a huge mess of your underwear and leads to embarrassing moments. Well, me and my progesterone have been getting along fine until today when it lead to some embarrassment. I was pretty busy all day with work and didn't get the chance to stop at a restroom as I was running late to see a few clients. I asked at one house to use the bathroom and they were fine with it. I realized I needed to change my panty liner but didn't really want to leave the old one in their garbage in case they wondered about it later (they probably wouldn't even notice, but I guess I am weird that way.) Well I wrapped the old one up in the new packaging and put it in my pocket. I didn't really think to take it out right away and went on with my day. 

I got to the next house and it was a babysitter's house. I have been going here about 3x's/week for about a year and a half so know the provider well. I got my stuff out and we were sitting at the table when Tami (the babysitter) said "I think this fell out of your bag." Well, it wasn't something I immediately recognized so I was like, "what the heck is that?" I realized as soon as she brought it closer to me exactly what it was and got embarrassed as I shoved it back in my pocket. She made a joke about it and was fine, but I felt flustered to say the least.

I have had many more moments that ranked higher on the most embarrassing list, but this wasn't a great end to my day. The top on the list are the time W and I were "caught" by a canoer having sex while on a camping trip, and the time I spent the night at a college friend's house and his dog brought my tampon wrapper to the dinner table only to have his Dad hold it up and wonder aloud what it was to everyone.